Description

Description

Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist. Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever. Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock? Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence—Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide! Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you. Gameplay Highlights: Seasons & Weather: Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains. Time Flies: Watch days, years, and centuries pass Absurd Achievements: Unlock meme-worthy trophies like “Existential Crisis” (do nothing for 3 years) and many other. Why Be a Rock? Zen Mode: Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals. Meme Fuel: Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy “so bad it’s good” humor. Zero Skill Required: Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move. )

Additional information

Additional information

Developers

STFGames

Publishers

STFGames

Genres

Adventure, Casual, Indie, Simulation

Platform

Steam

Languages

Chinese, English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese – Brazil, Russian, Spanish

Release date 2025-03-02
Steam Yes
Regional limitations Region free
System requirements
Windows
Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows®10 (64-bit Required)/Windows®11 (64-bit Required) Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-10400 or Intel® Core™ i3-12100 or AMD Ryzen™ 5 3600 Memory: 6 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1080 / AMD RX Vega 64 or higher with 8GB of VRAM DirectX: Version 12 Storage: 10 GB available space Additional Notes: SSD required. This game is expected to run at 1080p (upscaled from 720 native resolution) / 30 fps under the "Lowest" graphics setting. DirectStorage supported.

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